In a given day, how active are you?

I'm moving from the time I wake up to the time I go to sleep.
I'm a total couch potato.
I'm half active half sedentary.

Where does your food come from?

Fresh bought from a local grocer.
A box, can, or jar.
I hunt all my food in the wilderness!

The best part about "Game Meat" is...?

Hunting with my friends.
Pheasant goes great with boysenberries.
Nothing, I am on the board of P.E.T.A.

How often do you use salt?

I only use salt on my meats.
What is salt?
Salt is 60% of my diet.

What ratio of your diet is protein based?

I balance my diet between protein fat and carbohydrates.
Is there protein in bread?
If I ate more meat I'd grow feathers.

Pick the exercise you would be mostly likely to do.

Perform 20 pull ups on a pull up bar.
Bench press 400lbs.
Carry a giant stone 20 yards.

How many of your workouts are scheduled each week?

I'm a 3 times a week exerciser.
I do the same workout 5 times a week.
I don't plan my workouts, they plan me.

How would you describe your environment during exercise?

I like to mix it up with Indoor/Outdoor exercises.
I am a die hard Gym Rat.
I am a Total Nature Nut.

You haven't eaten for days. You spot a cute furry rabbit. You...?

Try it just to stay alive.
Cook that bunny medium rare. Yummy.
Would rather starve and die.

How often do you endure periods of fasting?

Depends if i've paid my rent that month or not.
Forget the rent, I love food.
At least an entire week each month.

You're in the woods and you spot a Black Bear... Your first thought is...?

Yes! Dinner for the whole family!
Where is my rifle? He'd look great on my wall!
HOLY @#!$ING $#IT!!

A man just broke into your house, what do you do?!

Bust a cap in his A#$.
I fetch my spear.
Hand him my wallet and watch.